TP (Total Package > Total Psycho)

My cousin and I always come up with nicknames for the dudes I meet or date. It’s better than assigning them actual names. So I met this dude on a competitor dating site to my own, he had the same name as this other guy I had a brief weird synchronicity with, so I thought […]

That Guy From the Gym.

I used to go to this “gay” gym all the time. I assumed every guy that worked out there was gay being that it was the hood for it. Every guy was smokin’ hot, buff, tan, and all checked each other out. The girls that went were basically non-existent to the eyes of these guys. […]

Getting My Hopes Up.

This whole gettin’ my hopes up thing has got to stop. But will it, ever? It’s that familiar giddy feeling when you first meet someone and feel they shared the same experience that you did. Much of the time, they shared a similar experience, but it doesn’t pan out the way I hope it would. […]

Wanna be my wifey?

Ya know those guys that ask you to hypothetically marry them on the first date? Yea, I didn’t either.  Oh and even more so on the second? Definitely no. I’ve been so used to dating duds that have one foot strategically placed out the door, that this dude blindsided me. Perhaps I hadn’t gone for […]

Kismet or Not.

So I was casually slinging bars during a promo gig in SF. Upon walking back to the truck to replenish my stock, I go to the corner to cross the street, look up, and see a familiar looking face. At first glance, I didn’t recognize him but thought he might be cute. I’m always on […]

I’m Dating Peter.

I’ll be blunt here. I repeatedly attract the wrong guys (aka Peter Pans). If it isn’t one thing it’s another. This has been going on for a long time. I have a treasure chest full of these darkly amusing tales. It’s gotten to the point where many people have said my experiences should be in a […]