I’ll be blunt here. I repeatedly attract the wrong guys (aka Peter Pans). If it isn’t one thing it’s another. This has been going on for a long time. I have a treasure chest full of these darkly amusing tales. It’s gotten to the point where many people have said my experiences should be in a book. They can’t believe that I would have such luck. It’s both horrendously amusing, and just a little sad in a totally ridiculous way. So here we go, hope everyone’s happy.
Oh, and Peter, go eff yourself.